In the world of online dating, where instant rejection is just a thumb swipe away, love can be hard to find. And even if a potential match allows you to move to the next level, don't get too excited; you're about to enter an area where every message is a possible landmine! Even when you think you have the most unique pickup line that is sure to get you the date you've been looking for, someone is waiting to destroy you with a quick-witted comeback that leaves you speechless!
Get ready to laugh your way through the world of digital dating gone wrong!
Get ready to laugh your way through the world of digital dating gone wrong!
I Wonder What the Bad Experience Was!
Back in the day, if you wanted to meet someone, you had to take a shower, slap on some cheap cologne, and dig out your coolest clothes. These days, you can sit in your underpants, eat chips, and get to know someone on a dating app! And judging by this conversation, maybe that's for the best. It's the perfect way to weed out all the dim people before committing to a date!
In an attempt to show she's worth more than the usual boring questions, this lady exposed herself as an idiot. Next time you get your fruit and veggies mixed up, Google it!
These Two Elderly Superheroes Are After Some Action!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are ready for a night on the town. After filling up the invisible boat mobile, these two semi-retired superheroes are off to find a date in Bikini Bottom. But it seems that things didn't work out so well. Poor Mermaid Man has appeared on Tinder and is so desperate for a date that he has even revealed his secret identity. His real name is Justine, and he's a she!
Well, you'll probably have better luck now that everyone knows you're not an elderly animated superhero. And while you may not be a bot, we think you're hot, Justine!
Such Honesty Is Hard to Find!
Well, if you're looking for an honest, open relationship, Tinder is the place for you! It doesn't get more honest than this. While this guy's pickup line was supposed to sound smart and sophisticated, he really shot himself in the foot when he mentioned the dog. But, in his defense, the lady should probably have chosen a new Tinder profile picture after her dog died. Maybe this guy should continue swiping!
If he had sent the message the day before, he might have scored a date with the animal lover. But not today! Let's hope the lady's luck changes and she finds a place to stay.
Shrek and Donkey Are At It Again!
While most would probably run a mile rather than attend a Shrek-themed BBQ with a complete stranger, this guy is prepared to jump through hoops to date Valerie. And while she's not making it easy, he's decided to double down on her suggestion to see what she's made of. He's turned this quirky invitation around and given Valerie a new challenge. Should she accept, it could be a night to remember!
Valerie was sure she was in the driving seat when she posed the tricky question. But now she's the one being tested. Should she risk it? What do you think?
He’ll Never Wear That Red Shirt Again!
This case of mistaken identity almost led to a complete disaster. If the guy waiting for his date to arrive hadn't spotted the problem, it would have been a lonely night at the bar for him! But who could blame her for making a quick getaway? That's the problem with dating apps. There are catfish everywhere. These predators can appear to be your ideal match but end up being your worst nightmare!
At least this situation ended well. When they did get together, the conversation probably started with something like, "Did you really think I was a dirty old man?"
Sounds Like a Great Place to Live!
Wow! If that's what it takes to get your roommate to clean his apartment, maybe it's time you got a new roommate. Or maybe you're the problem. Maybe it's “your” turn to clean, and you're so goddamn lazy you would rather have your mate jump through hoops just to get out of it. Or could it be that you're both pigs, and your parents are to blame for spoiling you all your sad lives?
Whatever's going on with you, most of us could care less who cleans your place. Maybe this is your way of telling your roommate that you'd like to date him!
That Went Down Like a Lead Balloon!
Talk about having your bubble burst! Guys often try to find new and unique ways to get the attention of a potential date, and sometimes it just doesn't go their way. Take this cheesy attempt, for example. It's pretty weak. He made it way too easy to get dropped on his face, and that's exactly what happened. Besides, why didn't he fill the screen with "y's" once he committed to the idea?
If the "y's" in "Hey" represent how interested you are in a person, then he doesn't seem very interested now, does he? Her response was a resounding "Get lost, looser!"
Rashed Needs to Update His Profile Picture!
So, let's do the math on this one. If Rashed is 23 in this photo and the twin towers collapsed 22 years ago, that means Rashad is at least 45 now, right? Poor Rashed! Next time you feel like going catfishing, you should probably look at the background of your profile photo. There may be something that proves you're just a dirty older man trying to con much younger ladies into a date!
To make matters worse, Rashed looks way older than 23 in this picture. He will probably show up to your date gray and bald while using a walking stick!
She Wants You Under Her Umbrella!
You might find your one true love on dating apps, but you can always find a one-night stand or two as well. And, hey, who doesn't get a bit saucy when messaging people on Tinder? My girl Rhianna is no exception, it seems, though her saucy remark came with a disclaimer! Nonetheless, I think we can all agree it was a perfect comeback and the ice is definitely broken.
In spite of her disclaimer, it takes humor and wit to come up with a funny retort to being compared to a kitchen appliance. So we'd say it is a good representation of her as a person!
This Guy Has a Weird Way With Women!
I have to be honest. When I read this message, I was surprised at how well she responded to how this guy was talking to her. I mean, come on! Are you "a Chinese." What kind of way is that to start a conversation? And just when you think this guy couldn't be any more ignorant, he asks if she's an "overseas Chinese!" Surely that was enough to block this guy!
Can you imagine approaching someone at a bar or club and striking up a conversation like this? Nine times out of ten, you would be told to take a hike!
That Is a Tidy Deck!
She's absolutely right. That is a very sexy deck! I wish my deck was as nice as that. And those nicely trimmed bushes do enhance the size. I wish my deck looked as nice as this one. I haven't been taking care of mine lately. It's pretty overgrown and desperately in need of some TLC. It's not that I haven't been washing it or anything. It just looks worn out!
Yes, there is no doubt about it. People would 100% sit on your deck. Maybe if I tidy things up and refresh my deck, someone will come sit on mine too!
She’s Not Giving Much Away!
Diana certainly does like to keep her answers short and sweet! She's not interested in wasting any time with long, boring answers. If someone is going to impress her, they have to do so with her bare minimum answers. And let's be honest. This guy was able to turn things around with his sense of humor. I bet Diana enjoyed this conversation and started to open up a little more!
If you can make someone laugh, your chances of going on a date greatly increase. Let's hope Diana gives this quick-witted guy a chance. Maybe he can predict more quirks in her personality!
Is It Anastasia or Anesthesia?
This is an interesting approach from Anastasia. She's looking for a guy who acts his age, and she's going to find him by using a more realistic approach! She's subtly letting the over-35s know it's time to wake up and smell the coffee. Basically, you're over the hill and should stop dreaming about younger women. It's time to embrace your golden years with a woman your own age, like her!
Oh yes! Anastasia will take care of you. Even if you experience some kind of heart attack or stroke in the bedroom, she has the skills to keep reviving you!
Bizzy Lizy Gets Put in Her Place!
Well, that escalated quickly! As soon as these two were introduced to each other, they were at each other's throats. This is Tinder, guys. It's not a bloody spelling bee! You could spend all day pointing out people's mistakes, but where will that get you? Just move on if you're not happy. But if you "are" going to call someone out, you better have your own spelling correct first!
It was a dick move trying to make this guy look like an idiot. You could call him plenty of other things, thanks to his straightforward approach. But he's definitely not an idiot!
A Real Comedian!
By the looks of things, Tinder is full of wannabe comedians who just end up looking like assholes. Pretty weak stuff, if you ask me. Are you looking for a date, or do you just want to make people feel like idiots with your childish sense of humor? The only bonus with guys like this is that you get to find out he's a straight-up douchebag before you waste your time meeting him!
Your life must be pretty sad if that's how you get your kicks. And why so aggressive? Could you not have made the same stupid joke without sounding so goddamn angry?
These Two Seem Like a Good Match!
That's more like it! The last guy on the list just looked like an aggressive asshole. On the other hand, this guy threw out some bate, let her nibble on it for a while, hooked her, reeled her in, and brought her home for dinner. Great stuff! Funny and straight to the point. But he has left us all asking the same question, "Is he really an eagle mascot?"
Probably not. But who cares at this stage? We're pretty sure she got a good laugh out of this interaction. So the chances are he managed to convince her to hook up!
It's hard to tell if this guy is a comedian or really just a train geek! That's probably the funniest Tinder conversation I've seen so far, but I'm not entirely sure if it was meant to be funny! His train story really does check out, LOL! He sounds so serious. I'd love to hear where this conversation went from here. Maybe she's a train geek too, and they're the perfect match!
It's definitely the most unique pickup line we've seen so far, if it even is a pickup line. Maybe she should ask for another train fact to see how he handles himself!
Will Ben and Jen Ever Meet Again?
Jen and Ben sound like a match made in heaVEN! (See what I did there?) This interaction sounds like something out of a high school musical. These two rhyming partners could be the perfect couple. They certainly have the same cheesy sense of humor anyway. I don't think they will be picked up by a major record label anytime soon, but it sounds like they'll keep each other happy with their songwriting abilities!
You meet all sorts of people on Tinder. And if these two are happy creating cheesy rhymes, who are we to judge them? But personally, I'd keep swiping if I were her!
This Guy Is a Little Over-Sensitive!
OK, there are a couple of confusing things about this message. Firstly, if the guy wanted to engage in conversation, why did it take him twelve hours to reply? And secondly, I didn't know what ODP meant either. When I googled it, the result was "Open Document Presentation," but after further research, I found "Open Deck Party." I'm guessing that's what she meant. Who knows, maybe she was looking for a deck pic!
Yeah, we're pretty sure she had no interest in a conversation. But in her defense, the message was sent at 9:30 in the morning. Maybe she was at work or something!
Those Were the Days!
It's not often that people get nostalgic on Tinder, but this guy has been reminded of a time when life was simpler, and his hormones were raging. Ah, 7th grade, I remember it well. Back when all you had to do to make out with someone was play a game of truth or dare or spin the bottle. These days, you need to be on Tinder to get some action!
Whether the girl was playing truth or dare in this guy's neighbor's front yard or not is unclear, but she had the perfect response. She's left him dangling in suspense!
Everyone Deserves a Second Chance, or Do They?
Everyone has hidden secrets, but when that secret is that you're a convicted murderer, you're probably better off being honest right off the bat. This guy knew exactly what Emily was going to find when she Googled his full name. And to be honest, the kissing emoji he put at the end of his message is pretty creepy. But some people are attracted to this kind of guy, so who knows?
Yeah, if you look it up, there are plenty of convicted murderers who are even still in prison, and they get marriage proposals. It seems there really is someone out there for everyone!
Surely It’s Not “Tiny,” Is It?
Maybe this guy is a little too honest! If he manages to get a date with Destiny, they will eventually have to deal with the elephant in the room. And by elephant, I mean his tiny D! He sure does have big balls for coming right out and saying it, but his honesty may also be his downfall. And who knows? Maybe it's just small, and "tiny" is an exaggeration!
Maybe Destiny will find this guy funny and want to discover his dimensions for herself. I mean, how small could it be? Hopefully, his big personality will secure him a date!
Tinder Is Just Full of Comedy Gold, Not!
Great, another comedian who spends his time on Tinder trying to catch people out with his crappy jokes. He's probably tried that with a hundred other Kates, and finally, it landed. Congratulations! You found someone dumb enough to ask the right question so you can land your punchline. Now what? Where do you go from here? Maybe you and the guy with the polar bear joke should go on a date together!
That's a great idea! You could talk about all the cheesy one-liners you use and all the great reactions you get from women who think you're absolute tools!
He Must Be New to Tinder!
It may not be the sexy answer she was looking for, but at least he's thinking responsibly! But who knows, maybe she was setting a trap, expecting him to say something sexy so she could pounce on him for assuming he had permission to do what he wanted. Either way, on a dating app like Tinder, it's refreshing to see someone is looking at things from a different perspective!
Anyway, let's hope Emily found what she was looking for. If she really was looking for some hot and steamy chat, she probably didn't have to go too much further to find it!
It’s a Small World, After All!
Well, there's a conversation starter like no other! These two have already hooked up but for completely different reasons. I wonder if he's happy with the chair. If not, she may be sorry she pointed out their previous meeting. On the other hand, it does show they have similar tastes in things. And who knows, since they have crossed paths before, maybe it's the ideal situation to explore things further!
She could easily invite him over to show off what she did with his black and white chair. It sounds like something out of a romantic comedy from the Hallmark channel!
Well Played, Sir!
At last, we've found someone with a creative mind when it comes to pickup lines! His honest introduction was even a breath of fresh air when he says he will come up with an "obnoxious" pickup line for her. And it only took him twenty-five minutes to do so. He certainly cracked her up with his wit. She seems to be really enjoying the little bit of back and forth!
And he was right. It was fairly obnoxious! Even though his sense of humor is pretty dark, it's so much better than most of the other pickup lines we've seen!
Van Gets Taken for a Ride!
It's nice to see the girls giving the guys a taste of their own medicine! When this quick-witted girl spotted an opportunity to show off her comedic side, she didn't hold back. And poor Van fell for it hook, line, and sinker! But, unlike most of the guys, her sense of humor wasn't aggressive or obnoxious. No, she merely told Van that she feels safe with a guy with tattoos!
If these two hook up, and she takes Van home to meet her Mom, she can tell her, "Well, Mom. You did tell me never to trust an unmarked Van!"
Guy Gets Taken Out by Katie’s Sniper Rifle!
When this guy came looking for compliments, Katie decided to bring him back down to earth with a bang! When he asked her what convinced her to swipe right, he was probably expecting something like, "Oh, I thought you looked like a cool guy," or "You're such a handsome brute. I just want to get my hands on you, tear your clothes off, and have my wicked way with you!"
But Katie wasn't up for boosting the male ego today. No, she wanted to give this guy some freshly baked humble pie. "Get over yourself, pal. I swiped right because I'm desperate!"
Don’t Worry, Carlota. The Guy’s a Jerk!
Poor Carlota! She really thought she had come up with a great line to get into this guy's good books. But unfortunately, she didn't think it through. She left too much space to get dropped on her face, and this guy probably couldn't resist the temptation. Although, he could have been a little nicer. He could have boosted her confidence by telling her she was an eight or nine!
That's the problem with dating apps. People get to say stuff they probably wouldn't dare say straight to a person's face. Let's hope this guy learns a lesson along the way!
Come On, Sofie, Answer the Man!
It seems Sofie wasn't interested in the Pokemon facts after all! She was probably left thinking, "Is this guy for real? I'm on Tinder to get laid, not to become an expert in all things Pokemon!" Maybe if she had chosen the Portuguese drink tasting, things would have gone slightly better. But you know, there are so many Pokefans out there; maybe this guy is on to something. Just not with Sofie!
The poor guy waited all day and all night to get a response. But he continues to hold onto his Pokemon dream. Instead of admitting defeat, he believes Sofie is just speechless!
You Should Get Yourself a Grammar Checker, Kay!
My goodness! That's like Liam Neeson's speech in the movie "Taken!" "I have a very particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don’t make any grammatical errors, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you do, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
But this lady is definitely no Liam Neeson! She made such an obvious error that this guy took her out with one shot. She must feel pretty small right now!
This Guy Wants to FaceTime!
This guy was thinking, "Well, that was easy! This chick loves Disneyland so much that she wants to give me a face ride. Wow, I should tell people I love Disneyland more often!" And with that, he posts his address as quickly as possible and even lets her know she should arrive sometime before his preferred bedtime. Hilarious! He was probably even planning what to do after the face ride!
When something seems too good to be true, it usually is! This girl had no intention of riding his face. She just wanted to know if he prefers "It's a small world" to "Space Mountain!"