Lock Your Doors; There’s a Killer on the Loose!
This guy was aware that one day an intruder might attempt to enter his office and attack him or try to steal from him. So he kept a baseball bat handy, confident that he could defend himself against anyone, no matter their size!
After hearing some unusual noises one day, the brave man armed himself with the baseball bat and waited. But when the intruder revealed itself, the man jumped on his desk and screamed for his mommy. A killer squirrel was on the loose!
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While driving with his dad, this young man spotted "Shaun the sheep" chatting with a group of friends. Excited at the opportunity to meet the celebrity sheep, the boy asked his dad to pull over. But there was one problem: Shaun the sheep had his bodyguard with him!
The boy knew that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. So he started to walk confidently toward his favorite sheep. But when the bodyguard spotted the incoming threat, his instincts kicked in. The boy instantly pooped his pants and ran for his life!
Never Underestimate Your Opponent!
Having spotted an intruder inside his pen, this sheep decided that there wasn't room in there for the two of them. After studying the strange-looking imposter for a while, the sheep finally had enough. He lowered his head and charged, shouting, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
It wasn't until he was left dizzy on his back, staring up at the sky, that the sheep realized he had underestimated his opponent. While walking away defeated and feeling embarrassed, the sheep thought to himself, "Everyone knows goddamned Kung-Fu these days!"
Broke Brothers!
When you're down to your last few dollars and need to find a way to make some quick cash, going out and getting a real job is just not an option! So this pair of clever entrepreneurs came up with the perfect solution.
Simply put out a video that makes you look loaded, and the cash will start flowing in when the video goes viral. But this disguised dancing genus didn't account for his little brother getting overexcited and ripping up his last few bucks. Poor guy didn't realize how broke they actually were!
Another Failed Scam!
This guy came up with a great plan to get more welfare benefits. Simply get yourself a wheelchair and tell everyone your legs don't work. It's as easy as taking sweets from a kid! If you're lucky, someone may even take pity on you and push you around for a few hours!
That's all fine until Mother Nature decides she has had enough of your bullshit! Yes, this guy was in line waiting to collect his welfare when a sudden gust of wind forced him to stand up. At first, people thought it was a miracle, but then they realized it was just Jimmy from down the street trying to scam the system again!
"Ivan the Incredible"
These young dancers weren't aware that while they were performing, a magic act was happening simultaneously. Yes, little Johnny in the white hat completely forgot his moves when he witnessed the incredible disappearing act happen right before his eyes!
After the performance, little Johnny was in floods of tears. When we tried to console him, he said, "Our goddamned teacher could have told us that "Ivan the Incredible" was going to make himself disappear while we were dancing!" "That guy is always trying to steal the show!"
The Final Hole!
The stakes were very high when these guys went on their golf trip. Whoever finished the final hole in last place would have to walk through the clubhouse naked and order a round of beers for all the guys!
As Bob arrived at the putting green, he had one shot left to remain safe. He calmed his nerves and took his time. When he struck the ball, the excitement was incredible. But unfortunately for poor Bob, it wasn't his day. The beers were fantastic, by the way, but I don't think we will be allowed back in that clubhouse again!
This Guy Is Going Places!
What's the best way to get a gorgeous girl to give you her phone number? Make her feel sorry for you, of course! This young man devised the perfect plan to get a lady's phone number while waiting to board their plane home.
After explaining that he has lost his mom and needs to borrow a phone to call her, the kind lady doesn't hesitate. When she dials the number the boy has given her, the phone that rings belongs to none other than the cheeky little Casanova himself! Well played, sir, well played!
Anyone Fancy a Dip?
Well, that's one way to get as close to the action as possible. If you want to get a shot of a flooded area, it's best to leave it to someone who knows their way around.
If this guy knew the area, he would have known he was walking into a river. I mean, the bridge is an obvious giveaway that there is a river somewhere nearby. Or maybe he just felt like taking a dip. Either way, it looks like he saved his camera!
There’s Something Fishy Going On Here!
If you're having a bad day, then this clip should cheer you up. This poor guy ended up creating an indoor aquarium at his workplace instead of getting the fish to their proper destination. He must have worked all night to clean the place up.
Sometimes it feels like the world is against you. You do your best, but things can go terribly wrong no matter how well you prepare. It's best to put it all behind you. Tomorrow is another day!
What a Shot!
It's so nice of this guy's little sister to assist him in making this incredibly difficult basketball trick shot. I wish my sister were as kind as her. I mean, it probably only took him ten or twenty attempts to actually make the shot.
Siblings everywhere should be watching this and thinking about what they can do to make each other's lives better. I mean, what's a little pain between brother and sister? The black eye will be all worth it when the video goes viral!
From Hero to Zero!
Finally, you get to show everybody that you belong on this team. Everyone is watching, and the pressure's on, but you have a plan. Send the goalkeeper in the wrong direction, and you will go down in history as a legend of the game.
The keeper is on his line, so you take a deep breath and run at the ball. You fake the shot, and the keeper jumps. You've done it; the glory is yours, and all the girls will love you. You can't miss! But you do.
The Great Escape!
You've been planning your escape for weeks and have every detail covered. Getting out of prison depends on so many factors, but it's now or never. Your human master has finally left the room. It's "go" time!
You turn to your cellmate, but he would prefer to stay and lick himself all day. You climb the cage and jump, but it collapses and squashes your friend. Suddenly you realize the humans have caught everything on camera, and they stand to make a fortune when the video goes viral. You've been set up again!
Man Left Starving at Michelin-Star Restaurant!
Just look at this guy's face! He looks like he's been starving himself all week to get the most out of his visit to this extremely expensive Michelin-star restaurant. He's trying to put on a brave face here, but really he's thinking, "Where's the rest of it?"
It was at that moment he realized that after paying the enormous bill, he would have to sneak away from his girlfriend and her family to get a kebab down the road at "Abra-kebabra!
Man Left Starving at Michelin-Star Restaurant!
Sometimes we all need someone to look after us, and in this case, it's a gorgeous golden retriever taking care of Grandma. This adorable clip shows how a dog can be trained to understand when someone is taking advantage of a loved one.
When the selfish man doesn't share some fruit with the old lady, the golden retriever lets him know immediately that he has crossed the line. The silly man gets mauled and ripped apart by the dog as the grandma watches, laughing!
The Old Ones Are the Best Ones!
We all love a good prank from time to time—that is until you become the target. These days, people are constantly looking over their shoulders, waiting for a friend or family member to strike with the latest Tik Tok prank.
This poor guy decided the coast was clear to drop his guard and relax, but that's just what his pal was waiting for. The broom handle through the arms of the chair secured his escape before landing the old cream pie-in-the-face prank!
Do You Have a Friend Like This?
Who does this remind you of? Yes, we all have a clumsy friend like this. Just when you're about to get a tricky situation under control, your buddy gets overexcited and tries to help. But instead turns everything upside down.
The black dog does all the hard work here, and just when the mission is almost complete, the white dog barrels in to try to take all the glory by any means possible. There's a guy like this in every group!
She’s Had Enough of His Damned Magic!
Some people just can't stand it when you try to entertain others. I bet that once upon a time, this guy's wife loved watching him do magic tricks. Maybe she even fell in love with him, thinking how great he was.
But as the years passed, the woman started to get bored of her husband's theatrical side, and eventually, she started to hate him for it. And just when the poor guy finds a new audience on the internet, his wife is ready to sabotage his act every chance she gets!
We’re Under Attack From Aliens!
Someone better call the Men in Black! This lady may look completely normal, but she is definitely not from this planet. Her human-like features have had everyone fooled since she arrived, but there's no doubt she is an alien species here to take over the world!
This gentleman has discovered her weakness and intends to expose her for who she really is. Yes, by making her laugh, we can clearly hear the alien voice she disguises so well. Either that, or she just needs to quit smoking!
Carma!
These days, a good prank seems to be the best way to let someone know you love them. People are pranking family and friends all the time, and if it's not captured on your camera phone, basically, it didn't really happen.
In this case, the prankster should have researched more before attempting to scare her friend. Maybe she should know the number plate or something. She wouldn't be in the back of some stranger's car then, about to scare the crap out of them!
Don’t Worry, It Only Cost a Small Fortune!
Getting the perfect photo of the occasion is the most important part of a celebration these days. And this girl was determined to risk everything, even though she had just drank half a bottle of vodka!
The hours she spent on her makeup didn't matter anymore. In her mind, she was completely sober and capable of picking up her cake for the all-important pose. Maybe geometry wasn't her specialty at school, but picking up a tall, tiered cake at a 45° angle is bound to end in disaster!
Almost Famous!
This TV presenter thought she had just created a career-high viral moment, but instead, it became a career-low meme moment. Making a shot like that on live TV could have resulted in a pay raise, but instead, she was probably the laughingstock of the office.
Her colleague looks like he's completely afraid to tell her the truth. He clearly saw that she didn't make the shot but celebrated anyway. Maybe when the cameras are off, the lady is really nasty to him or something.
Brave or Stupid?
I wonder whether this caricature artist knows a good lawyer. Drawing these two police officers as pigs was a brave move. I hope they had a sense of humor, for his sake. Something tells me they didn't find this funny.
Jokes like this may be OK in a private setting among friends, but out on the street in public with strangers laughing at the two law enforcers could have a very different outcome. The two pigs have every right to have issues with the artist!
You Can Never Have Too Much Chocolate Sauce!
Sometimes it's just not your day! Have you ever had a day when anything that can go wrong will go wrong? This guy was just adding the finishing touches to his masterpiece when suddenly, everything was ruined. Or maybe not!
It really depends on how much you like chocolate sauce. Maybe this person made this mistake accidentally on purpose. We like to think that after this video was shot, an obese person on a diet got to have the best day of their life.
Revenge Is Sweet!
This dishwasher finally got his revenge on a chef who was constantly showing off his basic skills to the waitresses. The dishwasher told us later, "That was one pancake flip too many. Dishwashers are people too, you know."
While he "was" fired by the chef after the incident, the dishwasher insisted he was proud of his actions. Until he arrived home and told his wife, that is. The last we saw of him, his wife was chasing him down the street, shouting, "My mother was right about you, you useless git!"